Tuesday, September 15, 2009

#9 Attack Dogs

The following letter was found written in kibble on the sidewalk of Walnut Place:

Dear Master,


Why do you leave me chained to a stump all day? It makes you seem like Michael Vick.



Also, your penis is small. In addition, our front lawn looks like Ground Zero.




Fondly,


Traumatized Attack Dog

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